Just fine and Dandy for the Warhols - possibly

The Dandy Warhols

THE Dandy Warhols have always been spaced out, but this is ridiculous.

Known for their slacker alt-rock (Not if You Were the Last Junkie on Earth, Bohemian Like You et al), the Oregonian ensemble have gone all high concept for their latest album, Earth to the Dandy Warhols.

The finer details of their supposed intergalactic adventures have been made public as part of a special investigative report, which describes frontman Courtney Taylor-Taylor as “sponsored more or less from birth by a host of cutting-edge biotech firms anxious for product placement to become the acceptable face of augmented humanity, his biocodes had been trimmed for upfront deployment and extreme-impact diplomacy.”

Bandmate Zia McCabe is said to be “the youngest graduate of the Vladivostock Institute ever to hold a Saturn Haulage captain’s accreditation”.

Make sense? Check them out tomorrow night at the Carling Academy. For more information, contact 0905 020 3999.

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