Brideshead Revisited (Cert. 12A, 132 mins)
Stars: Matthew Goode, Ben Whishaw, Hayley Atwell, Emma Thompson, Michael Gambon, Greta Scacchi, Patrick Malahide, Richard Teverson
Directed by Julian Jarrold

THERE’S one very good reason why Evelyn Waugh’s magnum opus has never been adapted for the big screen before.

ITV’s lavish and critically-adored 1981 mini-series, which held viewers spell-bound for 11 glorious hours, explored the book’s tortured emotions in such fine detail that a two-hour distillation of all that longing and regret has always seemed rather pointless.

Unperturbed, director Julian Jarrold and scriptwriters Jeremy Brock and Andrew Davies collaborate on this chocolate-box interpretation, which follows its predecessor’s lead by shooting on location at Castle Howard, in Yorkshire.

Production designer Alice Normington captures the changing moods of the 1920s, ’30s and ’40s against breathtaking backdrops in northern and southern England, Marrakech and Venice.

Costumes, hair and make-up are impeccable, beautifully photographed by cinematographer Jess Hall, who distinguishes each period with different colour palettes and lighting.

Visually, at least, this Brideshead Revisited takes the breath away. Alas, the script barely makes our hearts flutter, let alone skip a beat.

Waugh’s sprawling saga of doomed love across class and religious divides begins with Army officer Charles Ryder (Goode) reminiscing about his turbulent past.

As a shy, middle-class student at Oxford University, Charles is taken under the wing of cousin Jasper (Teverson), who warns him against fraternising with lushes like Sebastian Flyte (Whishaw). Curiosity piqued, Charles accepts an invitation to join the aristocrat’s inner circle, forging an intimate bond with the fey, fragile student, who describes himself as "the family shadow".

Sebastian invites his new friend to the childhood estate, Brideshead, where Charles meets the formidable Lady Marchmain (Thompson) and Sebastian’s sister Julia (Atwell).

The two young men grow close, culminating in a brief kiss, but a trip to Italy to visit Sebastian and Julia’s father, Lord Marchmain (Gambon), and his mistress (Scacchi), sparks a betrayal that will drive apart Charles and the prodigal Flyte son forever.

Brideshead Revisited never escapes the shadow of the television series, condensing Waugh’s text into a simplistic menage a trois, riven by Catholic guilt.

Goode is too restrained as the tragically naive interloper, internalising Charles’s anguish so deeply it barely registers as the house of Marchmain crumbles to its foundations.

In contrast, Whishaw is terrific, powerfully conveying the emotional devastation as Sebastian succumbs to alcoholism and self-loathing.

He tugs the heartstrings during a final meeting with Charles in Morocco, confiding sadly: "I asked too much of you. I knew it all along, really. Only God can give you that kind of love".

Thompson imposes herself upon the role of Lady Marchmain, walking a fine line between icy and resolute as her matriarch sacrifices the children at the altar of her faith.

The screenwriters, meanwhile, sacrifice too many peripheral characters and textual subtleties to make this Brideshead truly an affair to remember.