Jack Black: Messi to Everton. You heard it here first. (You heard it here last too)

bluebill: Dream signing Lionel Messi to Everton in exchange for Neville & Osman. (Barca would have the better deal out of that)

bitterblue: My mate works at a taxi rank and he just text me to say they had a callout to Goodison for a fare going by the name of David. (To go shopping in Liverpool One?)

anonymous: I work at an agency in Newcastle and one housing contract on my desk this morning was of a Rick van Wolfswinkel. Isn't he the £8million striker we are after? He is looking at houses here. (He must have been put off by the depressed state of the housing market)

Martin: Liverpool preparing a £6m bid for Roque Santa Cruz.(On Football Manager?)

shaunnieboy: Was speaking with Robbie Keane over here in Dublin yesterday evening and he has said he would love to go back to Anfield with a great man manager like Roy watching over him to prove to the Kop that he is Liverpool through and through. (He's never been replaced really, but always unlikely)

Guest: My mate Jimmy who works for a private hire limo firm in Glasgow with Celtic as one of his clients. He just text me saying that he's just lifted Robbie Keane from a flight from Dublin. He's a Gers fan so has taken Keane to Kilmarnock and left him and the limo locked...Keane's not doing anything today it seems. (So that's why he didn't move anywhere. Is he still there?)

Dave Spinks: Friend who works as air steward for BA just texted to say he's got Fabio Coentrao on board the flight to London. Arsenal & Chelsea seem unlikely – Tottenham? (He must use the same airline that had Ryan Babel in a helicopter)

Dan: I saw Jimmy Bullard on a night out in Newcastle with Andy Carroll about 10 days ago, why else would he be up here? (Because he plays for Hull?)

Ryan Smit: I work next door to the Bafana team hotel and I just spoke to Steven Pienaar and he says he is an inch away from moving to Tottenham. (More like a mile, Ryan)

scouse_pride: My mate's mam works in the club canteen at Melwood and says Samuel Eto'o is defo on his way. (Rumour of the day - an absolute classic)

pool: Tom Huddlestone seen in McDonalds across from Anfield ordered 4 Big Mac meals, he was eating alone. (The McDonalds part of that rumour is probably spot-on)

Phephsi: Suarez has been seen at John Lennon airport! (That's Phil Suarez, a plumber from Bootle)

Dave U: Karim Benzema number 7 shirts have arrived at the club shop. Trust me on this one. (The Real Madrid club shop?)