Clothes maketh the woman

JOAN COLLINS is on the war-path. We’re not dressing properly, or, in fact, wearing enough clothes, she harrumphs. In an unintentionally hilarious documentary, Joan Does Glamour, our former Dynasty star fumes: “I think standards have slipped. If they continue slipping, we’ll be walking around barefoot with a minimum of clothes.” Isn’t this the same Joan Collins who stripped off for those two 1970s British cinematic landmarks, The Stud and The Bitch? Just proves, if you stick around long enough, you can become a grande dame whose past is lost in time.

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